As the weather warms, the snow in the back yard begins to melt, revealing The Pooping Fields. Yes, there's poop all over the yard, and poop all over the poop. It's been impossible to clean up after the dogs since early January, so the crop is ripe.
The best time to harvest the poop is after the snow has melted but the temperature is still below freezing, such as early on a clear morning. The ground is frozen, and so is the poops. Covering your hand with a Baggie (TM) you can pick up the poop and drop it into your 'leven foot sack. If you have foolishly waited until the the poop softened, you may want to cover your shoes with bread bags before you begin, and fasten them there with rubber bands, (Pat. Pending). It's all in a day's work, but once you're finished, your back yard is ready for April showers and the eventual greening of the lawn. Happy spring!
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